Cow Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat to Strip Funny Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie
This humorous shirt, sweatshirt, and hoodie proclaim the struggle of a cow who is too young to retire, too poor to quit, and too fat to strip. Perfect for farm enthusiasts and animal lovers who appreciate a good laugh. Show off your funny side with this unique and cozy clothing.
Product Details:
- 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 - 2 business days.
Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 4 - 7 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For some countries, it can be up to 15 - 20 business days (for Puerto Rico, Brazil, Malta, Mexico, Chile)
Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers. If within 30 days since your purchase, your product is defective or not described, don't worry. Just send us an email at support@teefonix.com and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund.
✔️A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked.
✔️20% coupon will be sent to you as our sincere apology.
You don't even have to return your package. We will treat this loss as our responsibility if you are not satisfied with your order.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolutely ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don’t like it, we’ll make it right… It’s our promise!